lunch-break, the low-budget version thereof

On days like this when it's hot outside and I remind myself that I ought to keep up my self-imposed ban on lunch-break shopping just a little bit longer, I go to a park (my favourite spot being the Theseus Temple at Volksgarten) to read a book and eat my sandwich, trying not be distracted by wannabe fortune-tellers and the omnipresent sight of obese female tourists, cellulite-dimpled flesh oozing out of skimpy hotpants.