Monday, April 06, 2009

Law Enforcement

If I were in the Fashion Police Force, I would sanction some crimes against common aesthetics with capital severe punishment. The list is a long one, but these are the gravest offences in my opinion:
  • Trousers (and jeans in particular) that are too short (bodenscheu, the Mermaid calls this)
  • This strange kind of "inverted" french manicure where the tips of your nail are black or red, making them look dirty at first sight. And not much more appealing at second sight either.
  • Black tights with summery skirts
  • Any kind of tights with open-toed footwear
  • Anything that makes your flesh bulge out, over and about. Think wobbly midriff over waistband of low-cut jeans.


Anonymous BoB said...

and don't forget those ugg boot thingies that make absolutely everybody's legs look fat, even kate moss'

4/07/2009 05:53:00 PM  
Blogger onemorehandbag said...

Guilty as charged, I'm afraid, dear...

4/07/2009 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous BoB said...

oops! but not yours of course :-)

4/08/2009 06:49:00 AM  

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