my little contribution to a sex-free life
Apart from being afflicted by a killer cold (virus? too flimsily dressed?who knows.) yet again and being far too busy convulsing in sneezing fits, I didn't post yesterday because I had *work* to do. Yep, as in: proper office-related work.
Anyway. On my way to the post office in my lunch-break earlier today a nice-and-clean-looking (which was just as well as I had only barely recovered from more or less falling over a filthy creature taking a leak in broad daylight a mere 2 minutes earlier, eeeek!) young man stopped me and politely asked if I had a Euro to spare for food. To make this clear he solemnly added "No drugs, no alcohol, no sex. Just food". After having given him all my change which only amounted to a Euro anyway he profusely thanked me but I couldn't help imagining what kind of drugs and even more so, sex!, there was to be had in Vienna for a Euro.
Lunch-break purchases: Only freshly-squeezed orange juice today but yesterday I bought a new miracle (hopefully!) potion to flatten out the old cellulite: Garnier's Bodytonic rollerball, which looks like a big deodorant. We'll see.
Anyway. On my way to the post office in my lunch-break earlier today a nice-and-clean-looking (which was just as well as I had only barely recovered from more or less falling over a filthy creature taking a leak in broad daylight a mere 2 minutes earlier, eeeek!) young man stopped me and politely asked if I had a Euro to spare for food. To make this clear he solemnly added "No drugs, no alcohol, no sex. Just food". After having given him all my change which only amounted to a Euro anyway he profusely thanked me but I couldn't help imagining what kind of drugs and even more so, sex!, there was to be had in Vienna for a Euro.
Lunch-break purchases: Only freshly-squeezed orange juice today but yesterday I bought a new miracle (hopefully!) potion to flatten out the old cellulite: Garnier's Bodytonic rollerball, which looks like a big deodorant. We'll see.
posted at 3:15 PM
5 Comments:
You have a point, but actually, you can even get a sandwich (of the traditional "Wurstsemmel-mit-Gurke" variety) from BILLA for only 75 cents. Or plain bread rolls, or yoghurt, or chocolate...
these cellulite cream producers see you coming darling, when will you wake up and realise you a) don't actually have any cellulite to remove and b) they are a money making hoax.
By the way alcessa you can get a couple of bananas for under 1 euro.
Dearest BoB, what would I do without your attempts at boosting my ego but in all honesty...me no cellulite? I know that I manage to hide those bumps quite well when you see me from 9-17:30 but UNDERNEATH those layers - not a pretty sight. Plus there are worse money making hoaxes out there. Or something.
I know, glittery handbags ...
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