So if Your Boss Walks Through the Office with a Purple Handbag

...it does not necessarily mean that he's gay, but rather that the item you bought on eBay ended up on his desk because the seller forgot to add your name to the delivery address. Ahem:

Speaking of purple items, K. from the Book Club gave me a collapsible umbrella in a fluffy plush sheath with a tail.
What did my filthy colleagues say when I showed it to them and said "Look, I just got a birthday present"? They thought it was a novelty vibrator, thinking of the famous HelloKitty! one. Tut!