Glossy Valentine's

Yesterday, I received my February Glossybox uncharacteristically early (usually it comes on the very last day of the month). It was Valentine's-Day-themed and apart from a disgusting chocolate shower gel from the Body Shop that smells rancid and would send me puking rather than devouring my love interest had (this imaginary) he showered in it, it looks quite promising:

 So, at least somebody got me a pink gift with a ribbon, not that I really honour this day.