Guest Post by the Mermaid

It's mainly funny when you speak German: The mermaid took a photo at an alligator farm in Florida (If I remember correctly) and mailed it to me:

I have no idea from WHERE exactly the people who printed this out conjured up the "German" translation for this message which I'm guessing from the other languages should mean "don't wash female products" (as in sanitary towels and tampons?), but it certainly is hilarious and doesn't make any sense whatsoever.