diamonds are forever?

Vienna's municipal burial service, Wien Bestattung have introduced a new service. You can have the ashes of your dear departed pressed into a diamond for less than € 5,000 if you feel so inclined according to this article (in German).

My morbid and filthy imagination is running wild: I envisage plots where men get rid of their cantankerous old wives, have the remains of the missus made into a sparkler and use the selfsame ring to propose to their barely legal new plaything. Genius!