Snot

I'm usually more than opposed to sticking the label "psychosomatic" on every ailment and turn my eyes heavenwards should someone dare to suggest it to me, but I have to say I'm beginning to ask myself if this Monster Cold is trying to tell me something. It's getting slightly better, but I can't remember having ever produced snot (there's no nice way of putting it...nasal secretions?) in such gigantic quantities for such a long period of time. Then again, this could be my ticket for a second (!) mention in the Guinness World Records.