5 Sentences

...you'll probably never hear from me:

1. "But I already have a black (grey/red/blue/yellow/taupe/beige/green...) handbag -why would I buy another one?"
   
   
2. "No, thanks. I don't eat chocolate/crisps."
   
   
3. "You can find me on Facebook."
   
   
4. "What a pity that I don't have my camera with me."
   
   
5. "Men with facial hair are sexy."