come all ye trousers

Last week, I bought 4 pairs of trousers. I don't feel too guilty, though as a) they were all from H&M, hence cheap, b) recent emotional turmoil had resulted in noticeable weight-loss and I therefore needed new clothes and c) the above 2 pairs were 2-for-the-price-of-one, an offer I found too hard to resist. Now I have 3 new pairs of cords (black, grey and off-white) and one pair of stretchy skinny-fit black cotton trousers to fit into boots, which were obviously a *must* for this season.

In order to create some space in my wardrobe and ease my conscience I've decided to try and sell off 3 old and too loose-fitting pairs on EBay. Wish me luck. Or bid, if you feel so inclined.